Origins of Admin

Some say he came to be when the mucus sack surrounding Hitler when he was born crawled off of the doctor's table and screamed at the doctors, fleeing into the woods. It sat, dormant in the cold woods, growing, and growing. It developed intelligence by scraping the brains of the hikers in the german mountains. It dissolved their skins and ate their bones. Eventually, it fled east, until it found it's home. Inside the vagina of North Korea's, where it copied her genetic makeup, and eventually became it's own baby, just like the one it housed years before. That baby grew up to be our glorious leader, Admin.